Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Monday, April 16, 2012
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk.
He replied, "Who said that?!"
Once again he heard the same thing, "Jesus is watching you!"
The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, "Cornelius."
The robber said, "What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!"The parrot said, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!"
He replied, "Who said that?!"
Once again he heard the same thing, "Jesus is watching you!"
The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, "Cornelius."
The robber said, "What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!"The parrot said, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!"
whimsical randomness with Kitty-Cat: this poem fits me so perfectly
yup that's you except i notice you as the girl who ate my cake i will never forgive you for that murderous crime against humanity
Sunday, April 15, 2012
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